Recent Movie Reviews


A Punch-Out Montage A Punch-Out Montage

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Holy mackerel

I don't know what it says about me, but I just near died during the... "title fight." And yet, didn't some part of me realize I knew it all along? The heavy petting... the dubious advice between fights...

My new trousers are XXXL size.



Broken Clocks Broken Clocks

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Obviously there is something wrong here.

Because this should clearly be the highest scoring movie of the day. Stunning.


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Hail Santa! I mean... SATAN! Happy Clock Day!


Dedicated to my brother Dedicated to my brother

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Sorry. But...

What I'm seeing is a bunch of very small pictures (filesize issue, no doubt) montaged together, probably using some program that lets you put in those transitions fairly easily. I can barely make out the person in the tiny photos, and the whole thing loops once or twice before the song runs through.

I can sympathize for your loss, but if I let that affect my vote it wouldn't be fair. So I voted low on this. But good luck to you and your family anyway.


Recent Game Reviews


Fresh Prince vs. The KKK Fresh Prince vs. The KKK

Rated 4 / 5 stars

a lot of fun

The various weapons made the game a lot of fun. Simple graphics and the game could've used more Fresh Prince references for my taste (Parents just don't understand :( ), but it was still pretty addictive.



Binladen bash Binladen bash

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Surprisingly fun

I think it could be a lot more challenging from the start, though. I didn't play long enough to see if the difficulty increased, but I was waiting a lot for new enemies to show up. I think they could come out faster and in larger numbers from the start.



Office Space Office Space

Rated 1 / 5 stars

that's it?

The peanut butter jelly time song & dancing banana are so fucking old. Maybe you should make an AYB parody to go with it. bleh.