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OK, yeah!

Previews and trailers should be going into NG Alphas now, shouldn't they? Or is the trailer itself supposed to be the movie? Anyway, this proves a Matrix parody can still be funny if done right, and all the angles you're taking (Tom as Architect, blam agents) make it funny. The graphics aren't amazing, but the concept is cool. Eitherway I hope you'll make a full movie out of it, or maybe several short movies that spoof scenes from the Matrix trilogy.

xxSHIFTxx responds:

For the moment, the trailer itself is supposed to be the movie. But with so many good review, I just have to do the complete movie ! :) Thanks for reviewing

I give this two penises up.

The Super Penis movies were kind of funny, but I mostly laughed at the Deleted Scenes and Settings option. That doesn't mean I have something against penises fucking villains in the mouth. It's poetic justice. Still, as penis-oriented movies go, I found this one to be better than most.

YES

I love these, the celebrity sound bytes rather than shitty impressions make them hilarious.

All my 5 R belong to this, oh yes.

Alright, nice.

Instead of just zooming out from one thing and ending up looking at the macroverse or something, you kept surprising the audience with the image not being a living thing, but a photo, or a box cover, or a billboard... And the fact that it looped put the icing on the cake.

I assume it's very difficult to do so, but it's too bad the tweening wasn't seamless inbetween different objects. That probably would've only worked if the item being zoomed out was always in the exact center of the movie, anyway.

Absolutely crazy.

The size and weapons of everything reminded me of Worms, though those games were never as bloody. Great work.

Impressive.

I'm no DBZ fan, and I'm assuming the art was all/mostly traced, but that still looked damn good, and must've taken some time to make.

Great.

A combination of funny, sad, stylish, kind of haunting and a little familiar. The growing spiral you used on "I have trouble breathing" seemed to somehow convey the idea very well. Nice work.

Interesting style

It's an interesting movie, though it didn't really give me enough to understand the story (since I couldn't read the subtitles), but I just don't think this belongs on the (Flash) Portal. As far as I can tell it's just slightly animated storyboards, which technically means taking some of the last and biggest steps out of the tooning process.

While I know I certainly couldn't do it since my drawing skills are crap, I would've found this much more impressive if you'd made it into a a truly animated storyboard (moving sketches, though maybe with a low fps to keep it realistic).

Brrr.

I think Salad Fingers may be one of the most inexplicably repulsive characters I've ever seen. That runny voice doesn't help either.

The graphics were excellent, as was the use of dialogue text, though.

Excellent stick animation.

Few people still manage to pull off an enjoyable stick movie nowadays, but you nailed it. Decent pace, good story, good animation, nicely strung together. The voicework and graphics on the menu were a nifty touch too. Bravo.

Lauren Graham is one hot lady.

Age 41, Male

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Holland, Europe

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