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[I Own Time 2]

AAH

This is so fucking awesome, I don't think I'll be able to perform sexually anymore without watching it again.

TENT responds:

It gets a bit like that...
I mean thanks for the review!

[EtaBeta spiderman]

weird

not bad, but still weird. At the pink guy, I couldn't help but imagine a penis with a hat on, and then he got naked... um... yeah. Then he killed Spider-man with a gun. Unusual.

Fairly nice graphics, though too many traced sprites. There wasn't enough variety in Spidey's moves, or he just didn't move fast enough.

I notice a lot of people using nu-metal like Linkin Park for their animations, but I would advise rather than choosing music based on your taste, considering whether or not it will fit the animation. Cause that rarely seems to be the case.

EtaBeta responds:

well. the ending is able do to better, but it dont like spiderman ;), and it is not a pink penis with a hat!!!!!

[The Pink Mushroom]

Argh

I hate it when movies end just when the action begins, but it's still good. Great use of sprites and backgrounds, I'm looking forward to the next parts.

BadFlashProductions responds:

im glad you hated where it ended you were supposed to lol

[Reporterclock's thoughts]

Can we all stop with the blam-drama?

Let me say foremost, that I like Clocks. They produce a lot of quality and fun movies. But why do people, not just Clocks, always have to make such a big deal out of blamming as if great works are getting blammed left and right for bad reasons?

YES, a lot of people make stupid reviews that say "IM GONA BLAM THIS HAHAHAA" but have you noticed that these movies actually DON'T get blammed? All you can do is flag such reviews as abusive. See, the blam system actually works. Stuff that deserves to get blammed makes it past judgement all the time... but a movie worthy of being on the portal actually not making it? That's really, really, REALLY rare. And in those instances, it's usually to blame on the shitty attitude of the author or something else.

Clock movies are among the few that get consistent 0s from haters, it's true. But there's always a similar amount of other Clocks giving it consistent 10s. So it balances out. There is no need to constantly refer to unfair blamming in movies and reviews - it doesn't happen.

As for this movie itself, I thought it was kind of boring and unnecessary, but then again, I just wrote up my thoughts on its topic. It's nothing personal.

ReporterClock responds:

yeah, but still, its not fair that they're putting it at risk, you see, if I didnt vote myself this movie was probably goign toget blammed(someone who voted before me voted 5 and raised the score to 1.8, which as you know, is enough for balmming)

[The power of D]

Terrible. For a Pube Mupit movie. :(

I'm honestly judging this as a Pube Mupit movie, rather than a Flash movie in general, when I say this is not good.

Pube Mupit's brief rant is just pieced-together crude shit he always says, but then the least funny stuff and way too little of it. At least most Pube Mupit movies try to push the limit on sadistic homosexual scat-sex. I can't believe I just said that. Anyway, it's just nothing new, which is why I wish these Pube Mupit movies weren't submitted so frequently. The joke of Pube Mupit ranting about sex and getting rejected has been done hundreds of times now, if you still want to give people other than yourself a laugh with these, take your time and come up with a new angle for PM.

And while it in no way affected my judgement for this movie, the idea of StrawberryCompass is pretty gay. I mean, the Locks were almost funny, but especially since you didn't draw your own strawberry, this just looks like a bad, egocentrical attempt at rallying a new crew with yourself as the leader.

Strawberry-Compass responds:

Well first off, your a fool. Pm never gets boring. Also you homo fag, dont write a long ass review, i hate having to read your stupid comments. Do me a favor and ass rape the guy in your profile pic.

[French Erotic BIRTHDAY!]

Not all that new, but still funny.

No doubt many people have already done this... but ONE MORE TIME!:

Ohoh
Ohoh
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
I don't like mushroomsoup
Or babi babi pang (sambal with that?)
Why would I go on the Internet, that takes me much too long
What would I need a cellphone for, that thing is always broken
And a zippy-drive with CD-ROM that doesn't do shit for me
But
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
I don't want a tattoo-thing of Big Bird on my thigh
And playing Trivial Pursuit with the neighbors
Eugh, that's not my thing
I don't need a big screen TV, just so you know
And a VCR that does the dishes, you can shove that up your *pwep*
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
No! I don't want food stamps!
I DON'T want to walk on the grass!
And I definitely don't want to talk to the (bus) driver during the drive!
I DON'T want a free sample of electronics
I DON'T want to go home
I just want one thing
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
(Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Blow-up crocodile!
(Colin's solo)
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
(etc...)

TmsT responds:

Getting hold of an accurate translation was one of the first things I did when I was animutating this song. But thanks anyway. Perhaps other people reading these reviews might read yours and feel a little less afraid of FEF now.

[NewGrounds Reloaded]

OK, yeah!

Previews and trailers should be going into NG Alphas now, shouldn't they? Or is the trailer itself supposed to be the movie? Anyway, this proves a Matrix parody can still be funny if done right, and all the angles you're taking (Tom as Architect, blam agents) make it funny. The graphics aren't amazing, but the concept is cool. Eitherway I hope you'll make a full movie out of it, or maybe several short movies that spoof scenes from the Matrix trilogy.

xxSHIFTxx responds:

For the moment, the trailer itself is supposed to be the movie. But with so many good review, I just have to do the complete movie ! :) Thanks for reviewing