FatSatan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Piconjocorpse - teh Livecorpse Tribute]

Well, at least one thing can be said.

At least you didn't try and make him out to be some kind of tragic loss/hero. I've no idea who he was other than that he apparently stabbed someone, shot a cop and then offed himself, which is why I'm puzzled that people are sad that he's gone. I mean, he doesn't sound like a very nice or sane person.

piconjopwnsj00 responds:

you don't know anything, he stabbed someone who was breaking into his place. he wasn't a tragic hero, he was just a great guy here on Newgrounds and everyone here who knew him will miss him because of who he was here.

[PCM1]

Holy shit.

I'm not sure what just happened, but I liked the sketchy drawing style.

[BEEBO part 9]

THE PRINCES OF TIIIME HA HA HA

It's sad that I knew Beebo only by his small picture in the collection, and thought he was some kind of purple gnome, before I saw the last NG Deathmatch. I started checking out Beebo from episode 1 and after 3, I just went ahead and downloaded them to my hard drive. The over-the-top violence, the crazy voices and faces, the fantastically loud audio, the unparalleled swearing with a French accent... Can't get enough of it. I hope this series keeps going.

Also, I'll be Harry's eager backdoor slut if he'll have me.

[Bitey of Brackenwood]

I don't throw this phrase around lightly...

...but this is truly the best thing I have ever seen done in Flash. So new, refreshing, original, and cool.

[BEEBO Part 8]

Oh, Beebo...

I've rarely seen Flash with such fantastically uninhibited voice acting. I guess you must either have access to a soundproof booth or live in the middle of nowhere if you don't get someone calling the cops on you whenever you're screaming some dialogue.

Fantastic jokes and the style of animation totally contributes to the hilariousness. Beebo justifies the continued non-destruction of mankind.

[lookie lookie, fire!]

Really stylish.

You really captured the beauty of old silent cartoons and the humor of the unrelenting power of fire. The l33tspeak joke would've been funnier if it wasn't already so overdone, but who cares. I vote 4.

[Bob the Ball - Episode 2]

Awesome, you haven't lost your touch.

I've seen people complain about the lack of animation in this series, but I personally love your inventive combinations of techniques, and the kid's book style of it all. The humor's still grade-A and the safety song remix kicks ass.

mlaskaris responds:

Thanks, FatSatan. You're on my favorite artists list now.

If you dig the Safety Song remix, a higher-quality version of it is available in MP3 format at my website. It's only 30 seconds long, so I have to listen to it over and over and over.

-mlaskaris

[FIght.]

Heh.

I'm sure everyone (including me) was getting ready to give this a scathing review on how you shouldn't submit your first work.

Nice clip. Great frame-by-frame animation. Kind of short though.

[(2004) BoogieMonster]

I DWAWPED MY HAWTDAWG.

Fantastically hilarious. Can't say much else. Once a movie actually makes me laugh out loud, that's it. 10s from me. I guess the little guy's tough-guy-monologue to the Boogiemonster was the best part. Aces.

[LOTR Prologue]

Don't want to downplay your effort...

It's a decent movie, but it's a clear-cut recreation of the movie's intro. Even that guy who recreated the Burly Brawl from Matrix:Reloaded with Super Mario Brothers brought at least some of his own ideas into it. Sorry, you definitely have skills, but this is no fun to watch.

Try a parody, or something.