FatSatan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[To Kill A Clock]

Fun old school stuff

Did you purposely imitate a text-to-speech program when you recorded your voice for this movie? It sounds really good.

[Fag House]

oddly great

The voices just keep cracking me up. Movies like this would lose their magic with better graphics.

Shut up Joey, ya little fudgepounder.

[PEACETANK]

PEACE

What an endearing character, that PEACETANK. Naturally it would take a computer to learn us that FRIEND plus FRIEND equals PEACE. Roll on, PEACETANK. Roll on and roll out.

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

for gr- no. not gonna do it.

As I clicked "play this movie", I was preparing some mean-spirited review on how people can still find AYB parodies funny, but Jesus. This is ab-so-lute-ly great. I just wish you had more words to use as lyrics, but great nonetheless. The singing was pleasant enough to listen to, and the graphics were good. Amazing, I never thought I'd see a AYB movie that would make me laugh or impress me. I hope this'll hit front page.

TmsT responds:

Heh heh heh. I know what you mean. I hoped to raise the standard of AYB parodies a little bit, so that we can return to the glory days of the original AYB montage music video... Good times... ;)
Glad to have won you over. :)

[3 3ast 3 3urious]

goddamn, that's funny.

Fantastic. I've never seen more than a trailer of the Fast & the Furious movies, but somehow that seems enough to understand what they're all about. Hilarious.

[Peach's missed part 1 rmk]

couple of things...

the "end of this scene. Play next scene?" sequences are REALLY annoying, you should really get rid of those. They're not necessary to make a scene selector work, anyway. The filesize is excessive, and I think it's explained by the uncompressed music I heard on the end screen. Other than that, well, there's really not much happening that we haven't seen before, or heard before (the same sound files everyone else uses for these types of movies). Randy Solem's Mushroom Kingdom series has made this type of Flash popular to make, but you have to work harder than this to stand out.

[Xylus and Dexter Ep. 5&6]

Much better length

I imagine you must be getting really tired of reading "good, but too short" in your reviews, so thanks for compromising with the fans this way. This was a very good length - Xylus and Dexter got to face a problem AND solve it in the same movie.

[Banana Fingers EP.4]

so funny.

it's a shame so many people felt they had to vote these down as if they were spiteful towards the Salad Fingers series. Tom should add these to the SF collection. The voicework is perfect and they're just plain hilarious.

[TMBG: Particle Man]

fantastic

Another great clip, and one of the best music videos I've seen on NG. Great work.

[Dumbass Dumbass Dance]

well...

I absolutely did not see the appeal of the Numa Numa Dance video, maybe for people who'd never heard the song before, but other than that I couldn't laugh at it. On one hand I found this one kinda funny, but then I thought that it's unfair to downplay another author's movie just because a lot of other people found something funny in it. I've had that happen myself. Anyway, it's a good parody, but the original video's probably going to be gone and forgotten in a week, so I really wouldn't get to bothered about people creaming themselves over it.