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[Piconjo Besitzen Sie DVD]

very nice

I never paid much attention to all the Piconjo stuff, but I guess it's not unlike the old Clock Crew work, where haters say all of it's crap, but there's still some very good movies in the pile. And congrats on getting front page. I guess Wadolf has a soft spot after all.

I have to say though, the Livecorpse cameo seemed kind of in bad taste. Maybe one of you was an online friend of his and you know him well enough to know he could've laughed at it too. I take it the whole thing's meant in (your own) good fun, and you don't really think NG's gotten so strict, or automatically hate every author that produces flash that gets popular.

[SBC Makes a movie]

pretty good clock movie

Just some small pointers to keep in mind:
-I think you may have made a mistake in the movie's resolution while uploading to the portal, there's stuff off-canvas visible like the talking arrow and spare clocks.
-In the opening credits, you spelled Raspberry's name as "Rasberry." Little spelling errors are no big deal, but in names they really stand out.
-Turdclock's movies and style are great and should definitely inspire many other clocks, but be careful that you don't go too far in borrowing lines or SBC's behavior. It's all up to you, but what I like about most clock movies is how people give the characters their own spin.

I've already seen your other movies and they're all quite good clock movies. Keep it up, the CC never dies.

SamFisherClock responds:

Yes i know. But now it is updated.

Yes i know that it look like turdclocks work. Didn't really think of that at first but then later it was to late to make any changes.

Thanks for you're review.

Peace.

[Dig that .44]

Great

The graphics aren't amazing, but the animation's really well and conveys the story perfectly. There were no boring parts, and unlike most Flash music videos, it wasn't a literal visualization of the lyrics with the usual "running out of ideas" screens (guilty of that myself).

Really excellent movie.

[Dr. Shroud: Mask Pt. 1]

piano?

excellent graphics and good animation, but the piano music? Felt way too upbeat and cheerful, as if something funny was going to happen. And your intention seemed to be a wholly serious movie. I didn't let it affect my vote much, but something more dramatic would've suited it better, I thought.

[Spider Geek]

Good graphics, points for writing your own song

But quickly go back into the .fla file and change the song from 'event' in the sound panel to 'stream' so it syncs up, and overwrite this submission with that.

spiritdragon responds:

Great! thanks for that technique ^^

[AVP - In The Middle]

excellent.

Wonderful use of graphical techniques. I was just sorry to see the movie end just when the Predator showed up, I would've liked to see him fight.

[Xylus and Dexter Ep. 3]

excellent quality, though too short

The style is perfectly in line with cartoons of the past decades, with great drawings and backgrounds. The voice acting is good and understandable, though I occasionally wish for subtitles to help me out.

The only problem I have with this series is that the episodes are too short, or rather, too uneventful. It's like you don't really get a satisfactory viewing experience out of them. Maybe that'll change now most of the setup is out of the way.

[J and SC's Day out]

again with the abrupt ending.

I've noticed this from your other movies, and it's pretty annoying. If you're going to use only part of a song, couldn't you do a fade-out instead of just bluntly cutting it off? To me, at least, it ruins the background music and doesn't leave the least bit of satisfaction.

EvilBerryClock responds:

I've done that with 2 movies actually, and I do it for fun, using the D'end thing is a joke to make it end abruptly

[I Own Time 2]

AAH

This is so fucking awesome, I don't think I'll be able to perform sexually anymore without watching it again.

TENT responds:

It gets a bit like that...
I mean thanks for the review!

[Modtards]

Okay, jesus

I would agree that it's retarded that people are getting banned left and right on a message board dedicated to a man who's pretty much the figurehead against censorship, but talk about dramatizing. You're making this out to be some kind of legendary internet guerilla war. Couldn't you just contact Stern directly, through e-mail or something?

PureCarnage responds:

Well, if it was that simply to contact Howard Stern by phone, we'd all have done it, trust me... I tried. My motivation was comedy for that board, and it worked, many of us had a good laugh. A big waste of time? Yeah, but it was fun.