FatSatan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bombflower]

Very nice style, but little point to it.

The sketchy squiggly style looked really great, but the clip itself ended up being a little disappointing. I thought more was going to happen, and the visualization of the explosion (not to mention sound effects) were lacking. Something more elaborate maybe, next time?

[Sadness of the...]

Oh so short...

I have nothing against (C)locks, and often enjoy their movies, but there is so little to this. A simple scrolling background filled with imported pictures of other people's locks and clocks, ending on a front view of a cemetery, and end credits. Even the music felt way too upbeat if you were shooting for dramatic, but maybe that's the music straight from the movie/TV show you mentioned, I don't know. What can I say? Frankly, and somewhat ironically, this shouldn't have passed judgement. Next submission, try throwing in more animation, more to see, much more than this.

Redneck-Clock responds:

it was supposed to be short.... I doubted anybody would want to watch that for a full 2 and a half minutes... -_-*

Also I used the actual fla objects not mear pictures. It litterally took as long as I said in my commentary to make this thing.

[Spoilsbury Toast Boy]

Good grief.

Your work reminds me of the old, unusual animations that MTV used to air late at night before it went to hell.

This one was oddly soothing.

[I Will Beat Pacman!]

CLYDE

Awesome! The final bit with the vein standing out on the throat reminded me of Ren & Stimpy. The song is still genius, and I'm glad many more people will now be inclined to listen to it.

[Mega Man vs. Quick Man]

Wonderfully awesome.

Excellent choice of music, and excellent use of it in combination with the animation. The visualization of classic Megaman elements - the doors, the weapon screen, and the weapons themselves - were all wonderfully innovative. Great animation, this movie really does not get boring for a single moment. I particularly loved the scene of Quickman running up the wall. Megaman 2 is my first and favorite Megaman game, and this is a fantastic way to remember it. I would certainly like to see more boss fights like this.

[Reporterclock's thoughts]

Can we all stop with the blam-drama?

Let me say foremost, that I like Clocks. They produce a lot of quality and fun movies. But why do people, not just Clocks, always have to make such a big deal out of blamming as if great works are getting blammed left and right for bad reasons?

YES, a lot of people make stupid reviews that say "IM GONA BLAM THIS HAHAHAA" but have you noticed that these movies actually DON'T get blammed? All you can do is flag such reviews as abusive. See, the blam system actually works. Stuff that deserves to get blammed makes it past judgement all the time... but a movie worthy of being on the portal actually not making it? That's really, really, REALLY rare. And in those instances, it's usually to blame on the shitty attitude of the author or something else.

Clock movies are among the few that get consistent 0s from haters, it's true. But there's always a similar amount of other Clocks giving it consistent 10s. So it balances out. There is no need to constantly refer to unfair blamming in movies and reviews - it doesn't happen.

As for this movie itself, I thought it was kind of boring and unnecessary, but then again, I just wrote up my thoughts on its topic. It's nothing personal.

ReporterClock responds:

yeah, but still, its not fair that they're putting it at risk, you see, if I didnt vote myself this movie was probably goign toget blammed(someone who voted before me voted 5 and raised the score to 1.8, which as you know, is enough for balmming)

[The power of D]

Terrible. For a Pube Mupit movie. :(

I'm honestly judging this as a Pube Mupit movie, rather than a Flash movie in general, when I say this is not good.

Pube Mupit's brief rant is just pieced-together crude shit he always says, but then the least funny stuff and way too little of it. At least most Pube Mupit movies try to push the limit on sadistic homosexual scat-sex. I can't believe I just said that. Anyway, it's just nothing new, which is why I wish these Pube Mupit movies weren't submitted so frequently. The joke of Pube Mupit ranting about sex and getting rejected has been done hundreds of times now, if you still want to give people other than yourself a laugh with these, take your time and come up with a new angle for PM.

And while it in no way affected my judgement for this movie, the idea of StrawberryCompass is pretty gay. I mean, the Locks were almost funny, but especially since you didn't draw your own strawberry, this just looks like a bad, egocentrical attempt at rallying a new crew with yourself as the leader.

Strawberry-Compass responds:

Well first off, your a fool. Pm never gets boring. Also you homo fag, dont write a long ass review, i hate having to read your stupid comments. Do me a favor and ass rape the guy in your profile pic.

[Mr. T Vs MM Power Rangers]

Jesus God, that's fucking funny.

Felt a little slow and overly stretched out at points, but I laughed my ass off. Great collage work.

[My Battlefield Fixed]

Nice, but too remniscent of Battlefield.

I mean, to start, the title. DON'T call it "My Battlefield". Just about every Flash called "Madness: something" gets blammed because people immediately see it as a ripoff, so if you're going to start a series called "My Battlefield" you're going to take a lot of heat from reviewers and voters.

Next, try bringing in changes to the concept for the same reasons. Try maybe a background that pans to the side while sticks run in shooting each other, or maybe it should slowly lower or rise. Or instead of a generic, Worms-like platform background, make something different like a crowded street, or an appartment building, hotel, movie theatre, hospital, whatever. The sky's the limit.

Lastly, make it longer, or people will compare it to Battlefield and say it comes up short. Your animation style and phsyics are VERY nice, in my opinion, the movement of the falling sticks looks pretty realistic. The blood effects could be a little better. Problem is, past the part where the stick came in and had a conversation with the author, all the pace and excitement went out the window.

[French Erotic BIRTHDAY!]

Not all that new, but still funny.

No doubt many people have already done this... but ONE MORE TIME!:

Ohoh
Ohoh
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
I don't like mushroomsoup
Or babi babi pang (sambal with that?)
Why would I go on the Internet, that takes me much too long
What would I need a cellphone for, that thing is always broken
And a zippy-drive with CD-ROM that doesn't do shit for me
But
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
I don't want a tattoo-thing of Big Bird on my thigh
And playing Trivial Pursuit with the neighbors
Eugh, that's not my thing
I don't need a big screen TV, just so you know
And a VCR that does the dishes, you can shove that up your *pwep*
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
No! I don't want food stamps!
I DON'T want to walk on the grass!
And I definitely don't want to talk to the (bus) driver during the drive!
I DON'T want a free sample of electronics
I DON'T want to go home
I just want one thing
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
(Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Ohoh (Yahlalala lalalalala)
Blow-up crocodile!
(Colin's solo)
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
You know what I want?
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
A blow-up crocodile
To float in the ocean
Among the hot chicks
(etc...)

TmsT responds:

Getting hold of an accurate translation was one of the first things I did when I was animutating this song. But thanks anyway. Perhaps other people reading these reviews might read yours and feel a little less afraid of FEF now.